I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas… it's not her main present - it's just a stocking filler!
Richard
Oof...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I've bought my wife an artificial leg ...
I guess, "You don't have a leg to stand on!" won't cut it anymore?
Cheers, Gary.
A line of Rabbits all take a step back.
What have you got?
A receding hare line.
A Rabbit looses his temper and starts behaving evilly for the day.
What you got?
A bad hare day.
Why is a hare more "agile" than a tortoise?
That is because the hare "sprints" faster than the tortoise.
Joke context. See agile software development terminalology (sp).
How much did the pirate pay to have each of his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I have been counterpunched!
At this time of year, as the family gathers, we raise our glasses to Mum, up there, looking down on us… We really must get that stairlift fixed!
A true Christmas Eve story.
Arthritis.
The gift that keeps in Giving.
Had a flare up this afternoon that the usual pain reliever didn't.
I've bought my wife an
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I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
it's not her main present - it's just a stocking filler!
Richard
Oof...
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Oof...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Kavanagh wrote:I've bought my
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I guess, "You don't have a leg to stand on!" won't cut it anymore?
Cheers,
Gary.
A line of Rabbits all take a
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A line of Rabbits all take a step back.
What have you got?
A receding hare line.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
A Rabbit looses his temper
)
A Rabbit looses his temper and starts behaving evilly for the day.
What you got?
A bad hare day.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Why is a hare more "agile"
)
Why is a hare more "agile" than a tortoise?
That is because the hare "sprints" faster than the tortoise.
Joke context. See agile software development terminalology (sp).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
How much did the pirate pay
)
How much did the pirate pay to have each of his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I have been counterpunched!
)
I have been counterpunched!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
At this time of year, as the
)
At this time of year, as the family gathers, we raise our glasses to Mum, up there, looking down on us…
We really must get that stairlift fixed!
Richard
A true Christmas Eve
)
A true Christmas Eve story.
Arthritis.
The gift that keeps in Giving.
Had a flare up this afternoon that the usual pain reliever didn't.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).