Anyone else catch the New Yorker cartoon for today? It had a turkey claiming to be an N.F.T. (non-fungible asset - bitcoin) to avoid being butchered.....
Tom M
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I think a comedian named Will Rogers explained that he got all his humorous stories from reading the Newspapers. (He apparently was talking about stories about the politicians in Washington DC, USA...)
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Anyone else catch the New
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Anyone else catch the New Yorker cartoon for today? It had a turkey claiming to be an N.F.T. (non-fungible asset - bitcoin) to avoid being butchered.....
Tom M
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Who needs made up jokes...
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Who needs made up jokes... When you can read the news
https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-man-gets-6299351
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: Who needs
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I think a comedian named Will Rogers explained that he got all his humorous stories from reading the Newspapers. (He apparently was talking about stories about the politicians in Washington DC, USA...)
Tom M
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They seem to enjoy being the
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They seem to enjoy being the Rump of jokes.
A man had 50-yard line
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A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?”
He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find
someone else — a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?”
The man shakes his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral.”
Someone has just told me that
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Someone has just told me that I don't know how to shave properly... bloody cheek!
Richard
There was a young man named
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There was a young man named Fisk
Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk
So fast was his action
That the Fitzgerald Contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk
The Earth's rotation really
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The Earth's rotation really makes my day.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
You know why we say "Seasons
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You know why we say "Seasons Greetings"?
Because it tastes so good :)
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First image from the James
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First image from the James Webb Space telescope!
I told all my friends I could teach them how to be funny, but they all just started laughing at me.