Humor

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6797
Credit: 9738552898
RAC: 2207136

Anyone else catch the New

Anyone else catch the New Yorker cartoon for today?   It had a turkey claiming to be an N.F.T. (non-fungible asset - bitcoin) to avoid being butchered.....

Tom M

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1941
Credit: 103849859
RAC: 13678

Who needs made up jokes...

Who needs made up jokes... When you can read the news

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-man-gets-6299351
 

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6797
Credit: 9738552898
RAC: 2207136

Kavanagh wrote: Who needs

Kavanagh wrote:

Who needs made up jokes... When you can read the news

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-man-gets-6299351
 

I think a comedian named Will Rogers explained that he got all his humorous stories from reading the Newspapers. (He apparently was talking about stories about the politicians in Washington DC, USA...)

Tom M

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

Gary Charpentier
Gary Charpentier
Joined: 13 Jun 06
Posts: 2116
Credit: 108252062
RAC: 12412

They seem to enjoy being the

They seem to enjoy being the Rump of jokes.

mikey
mikey
Joined: 22 Jan 05
Posts: 12881
Credit: 1884392015
RAC: 128806

A man had 50-yard line

A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,

another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to

him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have

a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the

world, and not use it?”

He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come

with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we

haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find

someone else — a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the

seat?”

The man shakes his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral.”

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1941
Credit: 103849859
RAC: 13678

Someone has just told me that

Someone has just told me that I don't know how to shave properly... bloody cheek!

Richard

Gordon Uchenick
Gordon Uchenick
Joined: 15 Apr 21
Posts: 12
Credit: 3045317
RAC: 1

There was a young man named

There was a young man named Fisk

Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk

So fast was his action

That the Fitzgerald Contraction

Reduced his rapier to a disk

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
Posts: 6783
Credit: 111139797
RAC: 0

The Earth's rotation really

The Earth's rotation really makes my day.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6797
Credit: 9738552898
RAC: 2207136

You know why we say "Seasons

You know why we say "Seasons Greetings"?

 

Because it tastes so good :)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

HAL
HAL
Joined: 9 Mar 20
Posts: 2107
Credit: 43948697
RAC: 41442

First image from the James

First image from the James Webb Space telescope!

 

I told all my friends I could teach them how to be funny, but they all just started laughing at me.

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.