Paddy: Hey Murphy, I heard you were arrested for annoying your neighbors by playing endless Engelbert Humperdinck songs. What happened?
Murphy: Police released me; let me go.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I have always licked my knife when I've finished. This gets some strange looks from the other surgeons.
Richard
Oh my.
Do you also autoclave your tongue?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Why did the banker quit his job?
Because he was losing interest.
Why did the banker quit his job? Because he was losing interest.
Groan.
Maybe that was because of inflation?
You know.
Gaining weight.
My friend told me to put 50 quid on a horse named ‘Creosote’. I asked, “Is it any good?” He replied “It's great over fences”.
There's no reason to get mad at lazy people...they haven't done anything.
Very good joke there Randy. Mind you, you have to be of the right generation to get the gag. ;-)
{ hmmmm ..... release me, and let me love again ..... dum de dum, la da da }
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
How many therapits does it take to change a light bulb?
1
But the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a therapist?
3
1 to have a bright idea.
1 to throw some light on it.
1 to come on when the therapist "gets it" (lights up over the therapist's head).
Tom M
Paddy: Hey Murphy, I heard
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Paddy: Hey Murphy, I heard you were arrested for annoying your neighbors by playing endless Engelbert Humperdinck songs. What happened?
Murphy: Police released me; let me go.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I have always licked my knife
)
I have always licked my knife when I've finished.
This gets some strange looks from the other surgeons.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: I have
)
Oh my.
Do you also autoclave your tongue?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Why did the banker quit his
)
Why did the banker quit his job?
Because he was losing interest.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Why did the
)
Groan.
Maybe that was because of inflation?
You know.
Gaining weight.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
My friend told me to put 50
)
My friend told me to put 50 quid on a horse named ‘Creosote’. I asked, “Is it any good?” He replied “It's great over fences”.
Richard
There's no reason to get mad
)
There's no reason to get mad at lazy people...they haven't done anything.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Very good joke there Randy.
)
Very good joke there Randy. Mind you, you have to be of the right generation to get the gag. ;-)
{ hmmmm ..... release me, and let me love again ..... dum de dum, la da da }
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Why did KGB officers always
)
Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Richard
How many therapits does it
)
How many therapits does it take to change a light bulb?
1
But the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a therapist?
3
1 to have a bright idea.
1 to throw some light on it.
1 to come on when the therapist "gets it" (lights up over the therapist's head).
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).