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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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He said - "Shall we try

He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart".

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
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Kavanagh wrote: He said -

Kavanagh wrote:

He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart".

Rim Snap!

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Tom M
Tom M
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As the ARM CPU's get faster

As the ARM CPU's get faster and more powerful, do you think we now have an ARM's race?

 

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1939
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RAC: 13889

What do you call a woman that

What do you call a woman that sets fire to all of her bills?

Bernadette

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: What do you

Kavanagh wrote:

What do you call a woman that sets fire to all of her bills?

Bernadette

Ohhhhhhh!

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Tom M
Tom M
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"Knock Knock! Who's

"Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris stuck – let me in!"

 

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Posts: 1939
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I was watching porn last

I was watching porn last night when my girlfriend walked in. It wasn't the best way to find out about her new job.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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I am "delighted' my Seasonal

I am "delighted" my Seasonal Affective Disorder Lamp is working this morning.

 

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Tom M
Tom M
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When someone says "Mary

When someone says "Mary Christmas".

You can probably assume they are Catholic.

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RandyC
RandyC
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I accidentally gave my wife a

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick. 

She's still not talking to me.

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