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Tom M
Tom M
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My Sister got a card deck for

My Sister got a card deck for kids for Christmas.

It has some "priceless" humor on each card.  Including Knock, knock Jokes.

"What do you call a Pig who knows Karate"?

 

 

 

"Pork Chop".

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Tom M
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Some people decide to lose

Some people decide to lose weight because...

They are "thick" and tired off it.

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Tom M
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What happens when someone is

What happens when someone is carrying a box of cookies and trips and falls down?

 

Yup. They have "tossed their cookies".

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Kavanagh
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I just read a list entitled

I just read a list entitled "100 things to do before you die"
I was really surprised that it didn't include "Yell for help"

 

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I just read

Kavanagh wrote:

I just read a list entitled "100 things to do before you die"
I was really surprised that it didn't include "Yell for help"

 

Ha!

Rim Snap...

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Tom M
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FreeLancer - noun - a Lancer

FreeLancer - noun - a Lancer who does it for Free.

Lancer - noun - someone who punctures boils.

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Phil
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Brain: "Pinky, are you

Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?"

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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Phil wrote: Brain: "Pinky,

Phil wrote:

Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?"

+1

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Tom M
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One a scale of one to five

On a scale of one to five Stars, Texas gets a One.

 

 

After all it's the "Lone Star State".

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mikey
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Tom M wrote: On a scale of

Tom M wrote:

On a scale of one to five Stars, Texas gets a One.

 

 

After all it's the "Lone Star State".

Very nice one!!

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