My Sister got a card deck for kids for Christmas.
It has some "priceless" humor on each card. Including Knock, knock Jokes.
"What do you call a Pig who knows Karate"?
"Pork Chop".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Some people decide to lose weight because...
They are "thick" and tired off it.
What happens when someone is carrying a box of cookies and trips and falls down?
Yup. They have "tossed their cookies".
Richard
I just read a list entitled "100 things to do before you die" I was really surprised that it didn't include "Yell for help"
Ha!
Rim Snap...
FreeLancer - noun - a Lancer who does it for Free.
Lancer - noun - someone who punctures boils.
Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?"
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?"
+1
On a scale of one to five Stars, Texas gets a One.
After all it's the "Lone Star State".
On a scale of one to five Stars, Texas gets a One. After all it's the "Lone Star State".
Very nice one!!
My Sister got a card deck for
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My Sister got a card deck for kids for Christmas.
It has some "priceless" humor on each card. Including Knock, knock Jokes.
"What do you call a Pig who knows Karate"?
"Pork Chop".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Some people decide to lose
)
Some people decide to lose weight because...
They are "thick" and tired off it.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
What happens when someone is
)
What happens when someone is carrying a box of cookies and trips and falls down?
Yup. They have "tossed their cookies".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I just read a list entitled
)
I was really surprised that it didn't include "Yell for help"
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: I just read
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Ha!
Rim Snap...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
FreeLancer - noun - a Lancer
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FreeLancer - noun - a Lancer who does it for Free.
Lancer - noun - someone who punctures boils.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Brain: "Pinky, are you
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Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?"
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Phil wrote: Brain: "Pinky,
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+1
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
One a scale of one to five
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On a scale of one to five Stars, Texas gets a One.
After all it's the "Lone Star State".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Tom M wrote: On a scale of
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Very nice one!!