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Tom M
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A cynic says the easiest way

A cynic says the easiest way to make a small fortune..

Is to start with a Large Fortune...

And spend too much.

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Tom M
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Knock Knock! Who’s

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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RandyC
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Japanese scientists have

Japanese scientists have invented a camera so fast that it can take an image of a woman with her mouth shut.

If you're a woman who just got upset with that statement, just remember that it's a joke.

No camera is that fast...

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Gary Roberts
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RandyC wrote:No camera is

RandyC wrote:
No camera is that fast...

The woman in your life was sure you were wrong.

After taking care of things, including composing your obituary, she purchased one of those cameras and proceeded to shoot a number of selfies.  She was determined to show your forum buddies how wrong you were and how grief stricken she now is.

After checking all the images, she is now suing the camera company for false advertising ...

 

Cheers,
Gary.

Phil
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Gary Roberts wrote: RandyC

Gary Roberts wrote:

RandyC wrote:
No camera is that fast...

The woman in your life was sure you were wrong.

After taking care of things, including composing your obituary, she purchased one of those cameras and proceeded to shoot a number of selfies.  She was determined to show your forum buddies how wrong you were and how grief stricken she now is.

After checking all the images, she is now suing the camera company for false advertising ...

 

Omg! Too funny!

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Kavanagh
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I went to the optician for an

I went to the optician for an eye test yesterday.
I sat down in the big chair and he started the test.
He pointed and said, "what's that?"
And I said, "it's a printer."
And he pointed again and said, "and that?"
And I said, "it's a mouse."
And he pointed again and said, "and this is...?"
And I replied, "a USB flash drive."
"OK," he said, "so there's nothing wrong with your peripheral vision."

Richard

Tom M
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Back when metal currency was

Back when metal currency was the thing saying "cold hard cash" made sense. Especially in the zero and subzero temperatures we are experiencing.

Now that we can describe spending paper money as "burning through cash" does that mean we can say "hot soft cash"? 

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Tom M
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Groan.And when the

Groan.

And when the patient identified a.motherboard you could say they have no sign of mascular degeneration?

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Kavanagh
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Celine Dion has come out in

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all consonants from her name.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote:Celine Dion

Kavanagh wrote:

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all consonants from her name.

"Old McDonald had a Farm...."?

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