A tanker carrying red paint has collided with a tanker carrying blue paint. Over 500 sailors have been marooned.
What color is the island?
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I heard that Campbell's soup is going to place Ads all around the NFL Super bowl.
They are going to call the Ad campaign "Souper Bowl,"
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A Radio Dj reported the following from driving to work one day.
There was a head driving with its ears in the next car over.
The Dj concluded "Your A Head in a Ford all the way."
“Anyway doctor, I applied the haemorrhoid cream and got a nasty reaction”. “Where did you apply it?” “On the bus.”
Apparently President Biden is having trouble with his memory.
And he keeps forgetting to do something about it?
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Kavanagh wrote: A tanker
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What color is the island?
:)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I got into a fight with a
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I got into a fight with a bloke who had a sword. He cut my arms, legs and torso off...
So I quit whilst I was a head.
Richard
A very sharp PUN!
)
A very sharp PUN!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I heard that Campbell's soup
)
I heard that Campbell's soup is going to place Ads all around the NFL Super bowl.
They are going to call the Ad campaign "Souper Bowl,"
.Ouch, ouch, ouch, don't hit me.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
A Radio Dj reported the
)
A Radio Dj reported the following from driving to work one day.
There was a head driving with its ears in the next car over.
The Dj concluded "Your A Head in a Ford all the way."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
“Anyway doctor, I applied the
)
“Anyway doctor, I applied the haemorrhoid cream and got a nasty reaction”.
“Where did you apply it?”
“On the bus.”
Richard
Apparently President Biden is
)
Apparently President Biden is having trouble with his memory.
And he keeps forgetting to do something about it?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
https://www.boredpanda.com/we
)
https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-pics-without-context/
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Wooo hooo - I just sold my
)
Wooo hooo - I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay...........
.........for the 22nd time.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: Wooo hooo -
)
ROFLing!!!!!
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