On my first day in prison, my cell mate said to me...
"If you ever come close to me, I'll skin you alive. Touch me when we're sleeping, and you're dead. You hear me? Don't even talk to me, either."
"Great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
Magician: "I can make
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Magician: "I can make anything disappear."
Tom: holding a cup- “Do it to my tea!"
Magician: waves hand- "Done!"
om: holding a cup- "It didn't work."
Richard
Its easy to be Wealthy....
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Its easy to be Wealthy.... if your Rich.
In detail I am a Big Picture Person.
Your turn....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
A witch says to a poor young
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A witch says to a poor young man : "You may have one wish granted, but be very careful what you wish for ...."
Poor young man : "Easy. I wish I was rich!"
Witch : "So be it!" and snaps her fingers.
Poor young man : "I don't look or feel different and I still have no money!!"
Witch : "That is exactly right. I have changed the past so that you used to be rich. Did you not do grammar at school ?"
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Neat.
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Neat.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Hired a handy man and gave
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Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only numbers 1, 3, & 5 had been done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Richard
I have a sure-fire method for
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Playing the odds, huh ?
Now I have this sure-fire method for exiting a casino with a nice tidy pile of gold, fit for retirement and a life of leisure.
The trouble is that I must start with a rather larger pile of gold ....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
An Arachnid biologist is your
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An Arachnid biologist is your very own "Spyder Man"?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I've lost control, I don't
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Time to buy a new keyboard.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: I've lost
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<grin>
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
On my first day in prison, my
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On my first day in prison, my cell mate said to me...
"If you ever come close to me, I'll skin you alive. Touch me when we're sleeping, and you're dead. You hear me? Don't even talk to me, either."
"Great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
Richard