Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people? Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
I remember that question!!
There is life in the old corpse yet! ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.
Are all of you in a safe place?
I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing. Are all of you in a safe place?
Perhaps this is a good time to evacuate to our our Panic footlocker (aka room).
Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
My doctor told me to watch what I eat...
So I went to a petting zoo!
Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.
Groan
My doctor told me to watch what I eat... So I went to a petting zoo!
Some of your diet may be fairly exotic.
Or you may be eating Pet Food?
One of the things you need to do as you get older is to have a heart to heart talk.
With your Cardiologist.
grin
Attorney: Doctor, how many of
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Attorney:
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I remember that question!!
RandyC wrote: Attorney:
)
There is life in the old corpse yet! ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I've noticed that the
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I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.
Are all of you in a safe place?
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: I've noticed
)
Perhaps this is a good time to evacuate to our our Panic footlocker (aka room).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Ever wonder why humans can't
)
Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
My doctor told me to watch
)
My doctor told me to watch what I eat...
So I went to a petting zoo!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Ever wonder
)
Groan
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
RandyC wrote:My doctor told
)
Some of your diet may be fairly exotic.
Or you may be eating Pet Food?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
One of the things you need to
)
One of the things you need to do as you get older is to have a heart to heart talk.
With your Cardiologist.
grin
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).