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RandyC
RandyC
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I've done some horrible

I've done some horrible things for money: like...

Get up early and go to work.

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Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: I've done some

RandyC wrote:

I've done some horrible things for money: like...

Get up early and go to work.

Drink more Beer to bury your sorrow for doing such nasty things...

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Viagra: It won't make you

Viagra: It won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore...

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Viagra: It

Kavanagh wrote:

Viagra: It won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore...

Sigh. I wonder how many will get the slang.

:)

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Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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.... except if you're married

.... except if you're married to Dr NO

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

RandyC
RandyC
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Posts: 6770
Credit: 111139797
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OMG, I'm rich!  Silver in

OMG, I'm rich! 

Silver in my hair 

Gold in my teeth 

Crystals in my kidneys 

And an abundance of natural gas 

Never thought I could accumulate such wealth!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: OMG, I'm

RandyC wrote:

OMG, I'm rich! 

Silver in my hair 

Gold in my teeth 

Crystals in my kidneys 

And an abundance of natural gas 

Never thought I could accumulate such wealth!

HaHaHa....   Thank you for that...

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RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
Posts: 6770
Credit: 111139797
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Last night I was walking home

Last night I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut past the cemetery. Three girls came up to me and explained that they were really scared to walk past the cemetery at night and would I please walk with them past the cemetery.

I told them "I know exactly how you feel, I used to feel the same way when I was alive".

I haven't seen them since.

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mikey
mikey
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RandyC wrote: Last night I

RandyC wrote:

Last night I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut past the cemetery. Three girls came up to me and explained that they were really scared to walk past the cemetery at night and would I please walk with them past the cemetery.

I told them "I know exactly how you feel, I used to feel the same way when I was alive".

I haven't seen them since. 

LOL!!!

Tom M
Tom M
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Posts: 6777
Credit: 9731958782
RAC: 2077497

mikey wrote: RandyC

mikey wrote:

RandyC wrote:

Last night I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut past the cemetery. Three girls came up to me and explained that they were really scared to walk past the cemetery at night and would I please walk with them past the cemetery.

I told them "I know exactly how you feel, I used to feel the same way when I was alive".

I haven't seen them since. 

LOL!!!

:)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

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