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GWGeorge007
GWGeorge007
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Tom M wrote: I feel like I

Tom M wrote:

I feel like I need to point to the original source for copyright reasons.

Ah!  I hadn't thought of that.  But then again, who cares?  This isn't such a well known website with millions of viewers that I'd worry about a thing like copyright laws.  And your not reciting a novel.  Besides, if it were to happen that you get caught you'd probably just be scolded and get by with a slap on the wrist as a first time offender.

I'm just sayin'.....

George

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RandyC
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You want to know what would

You want to know what would scare the pants off the latest generation of americans? 

Put them in a room with a rotary phone, and analog clock, and a TV that only has knobs, then give them instructions on how to use each of them in cursive.

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GWGeorge007
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RandyC wrote: You want to

RandyC wrote:

You want to know what would scare the pants off the latest generation of americans? 

Put them in a room with a rotary phone, and analog clock, and a TV that only has knobs, then give them instructions on how to use each of them in cursive.

Touche' !    Them were the days! 

Also, I would add to remove from their bodies or persons (I don't know what's politically correct) no internet, no Wi-Fi, no cell phones, no cable or satellite for the TV, and make sure that they're all in high school, or younger.  That would be something to watch...

And then tell them that's what WE had as a kid growing up!

George

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Tom M
Tom M
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In 2017 I didn't do a

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon.

didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either.

This is a running joke.

 

 

Internet Dad Joke.

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RandyC
RandyC
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No matter how big and bad you

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2 year old hands you a toy phone you better answer it!!!

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RandyC
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Do not eat aluminum or you'll

Do not eat aluminum or you'll sheet metal.

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RandyC
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When scientists say the

When scientists say the universe is made of protons neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention it also contains morons.

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RandyC
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The more you weigh, the

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. 

Stay safe--eat cake and donuts!!

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RandyC
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No sense in being

No sense in being pessimistic. It won't work anyway!!!

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Tom M
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Thank you.  

Thank you.

 

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